Grammys: Good lord, Nicki Minaj.
Mead, also called honey wine, is an alcoholic beverage that is produced by fermenting a solution of honey and water.
Ticklish Achilles’ Heel of the Day: Have you ever been tickled so hard that you passed out?
[barstool.]
From The Archives: This is far and away the single worst no-tears shampoo commercial ever produced.
[fark.]
Things That (Need To) Exist of the Day: Phil Lord and Chris Miller of Clone High fame directed this impossibly awesome fauxmercial for the Super X-treme Mega History Heroes Brontë Sisters Power Doll set as part of a “series of educational shorts about action figures based on historical figures.”
The educational value of the spots was deemed “somewhat suspect,” and, consequently, they never aired.
[h/t: yesbutnobutyes.]
I only wished that these toys actually existed.